Special Offer

Now from £720 per week (50% off our usual price)
Inclusive of a 2.5 hour daily health and beauty package. For a limited time only.

Short Stay Breaks

From £490: All inclusive slimming weekends and breaks at Slimmeria
Relaxation - Spa slimming breaks - Bridal slimming breaks - Historic walks
Call 01424 830153 or 07977 827958 for details.

The Slimmeria Retreat

For a truly unique and bespoke detox and weight loss experience look no further.

Slimmeria - a specially designated retreat for people to slim.

Exclusive and private, affordable and effective, you are sure to find your ultimate slimming experience with a touch of luxury.

Situated as far away from temptations as possible, but only a 1.2 hour train journey from central London, our retreat is nestled in the beautiful and historic location of Crowhurst, Battle in East Sussex's 1066 Country.

The grade 2* Listed Georgian country house has undergone a complete renovation programme offering boutique standard accommodation in a secluded hideaway with idyllic views across sweeping countryside.

In the exclusive luxury of the Slimmeria retreat our experienced, dynamic and friendly team of fitness and yoga instructors, nutritionists and personal trainers, massage and beauty therapists are at hand to pamper you and give specialist advice on how to maximise your detox process and weight loss - and will give you a kick-start to a healthier lifestyle.

Slimmeria is also the most luxurious and relaxing place to soothe away the stress of modern day living and relax completely.

Our programme is unique in its simplicity and remarkable in its effectiveness, and is aimed to create a total wellness effect. Your body will thank you for it!

We pride ourselves in using the best locally sourced produce, and our freshly prepared diet of raw vegetables, juices, and soups will stimulate the slimming process in a healthy way - without resorting to extremes.

At Slimmeria we combine the effectiveness of a boot camp with the luxury of an exclusive health spa, and our daily exercise programmes are set to encourage weightloss and the detox process. They are designed to suit people with different levels of stamina, to cater for the individual needs of each customer, and guarantee weightloss in a short space of time. Our 7 day residential programme will provide you with a complete mind, body and soul MOT.

We want to be different and for a limited time only are offering our customers a unique personalised and fully inclusive daily 2.5 hour health and beauty package - to include a cedar barrel steam treatment/salt bath tonic, a relaxing full body massage (1 hour), and a facial - for the whole duration of the stay. Unbeatable value!

...and finally as part of the treatment you will be asked to restrain from some of the comforts of modern day life: TV, the Internet, as well as consumption of coffee, tea, and alcohol.

At Slimmeria we aim to create a calm and relaxing atmosphere to enable our customers to switch off completely from a busy and stressful lifestyle. For this reason mobile phone use is restricted to private rooms and outside recreation areas.

We look forward to this great opportunity to welcome you to our retreat.

You know you can do it. That slim and confident you!

The Slimmeria Retreat. Unbeatable value, guaranteed results.