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Slimmeria Retreat at Hye House
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Little Black Dress Retreats
Last opportunity to be whipped into shape
and drop a dress size before Christmas!
“Little Black Dress” Retreat - 7 days
12 or 13 December - detox weekend
15 December - 7 day retreat
19 December - 3 day retreat
Please call for details.
New Year - New You Retreats
7 day retreats inclusive of 2 complimentary Spa treatments
5th, 12th, 19th & 26th January
2nd, 9th, 16th & 23rd February
2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th March
Shared standard room £575
Private standard room £750
Shared ensuite room £675
Private ensuite room £875
Bookings need to be made by 20th December.
Book early to avoid disappointment.
You know you can always count on us to have fun!
For a truly unique and bespoke detox, fitness and weight loss holiday look no further.
Slimmeria – a specially designated retreat for people to lose weight.
Exclusive and private, affordable and and effective, you are sure to find your ultimate slimming and detox programme with a touch of luxury.
In the exclusive luxury of the Slimmeria retreat our experienced, dynamic and friendly team of fitness and yoga instructors, nutritionists and personal trainers, massage and beauty therapists are on hand to pamper you and give specialist advice on how to maximise your intensive detox programme, helping you to lose weight fast.
Slimmeria is also the best weight loss and fitness boutique retreat to soothe away the stress of modern day living in the most luxurious, relaxing and private surroundings.
Our detox and weight loss programme is unique in its simplicity, remarkable in its effectiveness, and is aimed to create an effect of total wellness, making the fasting experience enjoyable.
We pride ourselves in using the best locally sourced produce for our natural detox and fasting diet, and our freshly prepared raw vegetables, juices and soups will stimulate the slimming process in a healthy way, and will facilitate quick weight loss, without resorting to extremes.
At Slimmeria we combine the effectiveness of a weight loss boot camp with the luxury of an exclusive health spa , and our daily fitness and weight loss programmes are set to encourage weight loss and detox. All fitness activities are designed to suit people with different levels of stamina, to cater for the individual needs of each customer, and guarantee rapid weight loss in a short space of time. Our residential health and fitness retreats will provide you with a complete mind, body and soul MOT.
Situated as far away from temptations as possible, and only slightly over an hour’s train journey from central London, our health retreat is nestled in the beautiful and historic location of Crowhurst, Battle, in East Sussex’s 1066 Country.
The grade 2* Listed Georgian country house has undergone a complete renovation programme offering boutique spa hotel accommodation in a secluded hideaway with idyllic views across sweeping countryside.
…and finally, to help you to fully embrace our ethos, you will be asked to restrain from some of the comforts of modern day life : TV, the Internet, as well as consumption of coffee, tea and alcohol.
At Slimmeria we aim to create a calm and relaxing atmosphere to enable our customers to switch off completely from a busy and stressful lifestyle. For this reason mobile ‘phone use is restricted to private rooms and outside recreation areas.We look forward to this great opportunity to welcome you to our boutique health retreat.
You know you can do it. That slim and confident you!
£450 Weekend Detox Spa Retreat
(inclusive of 2.5 hrs daily spa package)
£565 4 Days Total Weight Loss Retreat
£675 5 Days Total Weight Loss Retreat
£795 Ultimate Weight Loss Retreat (per week)
£1135 Weight Management Retreat (per week)
£1275 To Spa or Not to Spa Retreat
(per week, inclusive of 2.5 hrs daily spa package)
£1490 Detox and Rejuvenation Retreat (per week)
£1550 Weight Loss and Fitness Retreat (per week)
Intrigued? Learn more about the retreats on the
accommodation and prices page.
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